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USA Openings For January 2008 |
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THE BUZZ: Any movie in which Ed Burns's life is in danger is a movie we all need to see. Make that a re-do of a Takashi Miike flick and suddenly we realize we're not quite over the J-Horror remake craze. Who is Eric Valette, you ask? The French director is making his stateside debut here, while Paramount is developing a remake of his awesome-sounding Maléfique, which as yet to be released here on DVD. Which is totally annoying. | ||||
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Director: Anne Fletcher Stars: Katherine Heigl, James Marsden, Malin Akerman Studio: Fox 2000 Pictures The Plot: After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman (Heigl) wrestles with the idea of watching as her sister marries the man (Marsden) she's secretly in love with. THE BUZZ: Director Anne Fletcher found success this time last year with Step Up, and her follow-up might have the same kind of crossover potential what with Katherine Heigl's new-found, post-Knocked Up star status. Add the busy Malin Akerman to the mix, and you have the type of date movie that men will love to look at. Somewhere, Jennifer Garner is trying to figure out why she wasn't asked to read this script. | ||||
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Director: David E. Talbert Stars: Ice Cube, Katt Williams, Tracy Morgan Studio: Screen Gems The Plot: Two petty criminals bungle their plot to rip-off a local church, only to learn the error of their ways from the parishioners they're holding hostage. THE BUZZ: Ice Cube nabbed one of the two lead roles for this low budget (and faith-based?) heist comedy, the first big feature from David E. Talbert. In our opinion, Talbert's being looked at as a potential second coming of Tyler Perry, as the successful playwright-musician-performer has a solid underground following. Ballers, hustlers, and Gs, take your last look at Cube before he's fully reformed. | ||||
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Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein Stars: Jess Weixler Studio: Roadside Attractions The Plot: High school student Dawn (Weixler), still a stranger to her own body, discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. THE BUZZ: When our boss saw this film nearly a year ago, he said: "... perhaps the biggest discovery is Jess Weixler as Dawn, the young woman with a set of radulated teeth in her vagina in Mitchell Lichtenstein's funny, scary, smart Teeth. Weixler is a great comedienne, able to convey much with just her eyes but whose delivery is pitch-perfect. She pulls off moments of great despair, disgust, lust, duplicity and hope, reminding me of a young Reese Witherspoon. The film, as tacky and lurid as it sounds (and is!), is a daring blend of comedy and horror, something that almost never works. It's anchored by Lichtenstein's direction and his ability to never let the scenarios get too broad while nodding ever so slightly to the horror genre he's tampering with. Dawn's innocence gives way to world-weary experience as she is propelled into the world of her own sexuality and Weixler makes the transformation both tender and horrible, much like most initiations into sexuality. It's a crackerjack film which transcends the horror film genre and is sure to be a staple of college courses on feminism and cinema for decades to come." | ||||
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Director: Mike Nawrocki Stars: Tim Hodge, Mike Nawrocki, Phil Vischer Studio: Universal Pictures The Plot: Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt, and Pa Grape are whisked away from their jobs at the Pirate Times Dinner Theater and dropped in the middle of a hairy situation with real-life 17th century pirates. THE BUZZ: The VeggieTales crew gets meta ("The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" is a song of theirs) in the many-years-later follow-up to 2002's Jonah, which is still one of the best examples of the success that faith-based material can have at the box office. And because of the ark of straight-to-DVD VeggieAdventures that have been released since 2004, we have a feeling a whole new generation of li'l pirates will walk, crawl, or stroll into theaters for this swashbuckling, morally correct spoof. | ||||
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Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta Studio: Freestyle Releasing The Plot: Farmer Daimon (Statham) sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian (Liotta). THE BUZZ: INK, Uwe Boll's widest release to date (approximately 2,500 screens, as of this writing), is one of three films backed by upstart distributor Freestyle Pictures and Boll's surprising ability to secure financing from a secret stash of private investors. Originally conceived as a two-part release back in 2006, the spendy picture (a reported $60 million budget) took its share of early knocks until Postal was unveiled. And before any of us tsk-tsk Statham, Liotta, et. al, we should consider how infrequently they receive a decent paycheck. | ||||
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Director: Matt Reeves Stars: Mike Vogel, Jessica Lucas, Lizzy Caplan Studio: Paramount Pictures The Plot: A group of Manhattanites document a monster's attack of their city. THE BUZZ: This top-secret project set the Internet atwitter the week before Transformers came out last July. Known by the name Cloverfield or Clover, we understand it is a lower budget, NYC-set thriller from the pen of Drew Goddard, a veteran of the Buffyverse who first teamed up with producer J.J. Abrams as a writer-producer on "Alias;" another Abrams cronie, Matt Reeves, is directing. We imagine the project's full details will be disclosed at Comic-Con, and we just learned that the teaser sites that popped up online right after the buzz broke were totally bogus. | ||||
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Director: Kyle Newman Stars: Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel, Kristen Bell Studio: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) The Plot: Four guys and their galpal plan a cross-country trip in order to steal a print of Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace from Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend can see it before its world premiere. THE BUZZ: Remember those halcyon days before the Star Wars episodes were renumbered and Jar Jar Binks was under wraps at Skywalker Ranch? We've heard this comedy isn't nearly as funny as you'd want or expect, and if you have trouble believing the rumors, consider this: director Kyle Newman saw production on his recent project, a Revenge of the Nerds remake, halted after the studio, Fox Atomic, saw the initial dailies ... | ||||
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Director: Callie Khouri Stars: Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, Katie Holmes Studio: Overture Films The Plot: Within the confines of the Federal Reserve, three female janitors (Latifah, Keaton, and Holmes) conspire to steal a fortune in money that is about to be destroyed. THE BUZZ: This sounds so 80s, we wouldn't be surprised if Goldie Hawn and/or Dolly Parton makes cameo. Really, though, given this project's cast and higher-profile director (Ya-Ya Sisterhood's Callie Khouri), we're surprised it's not set up at a major studio (save Warner Bros.). Let's predict the characterizations for each leading lady: Latifah -- strong, brassy, in control; Keaton -- dittering, neurotic, in possession of untapped, specialized talents; Holmes - a kept woman, only working as a janitor to get out of the house. | ||||
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Director: Paulo Morelli Stars: Douglas Silva, Darlan Cunha, Jonathan Haagensen Studio: Miramax Films The Plot: As a drug war spirals out of control in their favela, the revelation of a deep-seeded family secret drives best friends Acerola (Silva) and Laranjinha (Cunha) apart -- and into greater danger. THE BUZZ: A spin-off from the somewhat sunnier television series of the same name CoM is a return to the dark material of its source subject, Fernando Meirelles' City of God. So why wasn't this positioned as Oscar bait with a late-2007 release? We're completely unsure and digging for details; in the meantime, here's a link to one of the production company's sites for the film ... | ||||
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Director: Sylvester Stallone Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz Studio: Lionsgate The Plot: In Thailand, John Rambo (Stallone) assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village after hearing that a group of aid workers he assisted have gone missing. THE BUZZ: Dudes, did you see the initial trailer for this -- the one that was made for film markets (we think) but wound up online? (Here's an alternate version of what we first saw.) There were enough slit throats, exploding villages/villagers, and general chaos we had to wonder if Michael Bay had something to do with the production. Lionsgate, who signed on to distribute the film only after filming was completed, has pulled the trailer now, and we can only imagine they are readying a less-intense official clip. We think they should leave everything to Sly, who directed himself in Rocky Balboa, his other successful character resurrection, last year. After all, he was savvy enough to partner with U.S. producers who understand there's money to be made not just in the States -- overseas is where it's at with this franchise. | ||||
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Director: Michel Gondry Stars: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover Studio: New Line Cinema The Plot: Unaware that he has a magnetized brain, a man (Jack Black) accidentally erases every tape at the video store where his friend (Mos Def) works. In order to satisfy the store's most loyal renter, an aging woman with signs of dementia, the two men set out to remake the lost films. THE BUZZ: Michel Gondry's second solo script finds Jack Black victimized by his own attack against a local power plant, a scenario that sets up the most anticipated art film of the year. The story, along with the exciting pairing of Black and Def (wasn't Kirsten Dunst supposed to be in this, too?), is an easier sell than The Science of Sleep, a narrative experiment that didn't earn for Gondry his typical level of acclaim. On paper, we hear Be Kind is definitely the filmmaker at his most accessible -- no signs of the darkening edges that cause his work with Charlie Kaufman to resonate with audiences. Imagine if that collaboration with Dan Clowes ever materializes, though? | ||||
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Director: Gregory Hoblit Stars: Diane Lane, Colin Hanks, Joseph Cross Studio: Screen Gems The Plot: FBI agent Jennifer Marsh (Lane) races to identify and bring down a killer who flaunts his crimes on the Internet. THE BUZZ: Was Sandra Bullock unavailable? We're going to reserve judgment on this one because director Gregory Hoblit injected his Fracture with subtle humor, plus it could be entertaining to watch Diane Lane whip these young bucks into shape. She will, however, have to work hard to diminish this story idea's built-in cheese factor. P.S. We love the whole shot-in-Portland renaissance that's happening. | ||||
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Director: Ian Iqbal Rashid Stars: Rutina Wesley, Tre Armstrong, Brennan Gademans Studio: Paramount Vantage The Plot: A family tragedy forces a young student to drop out of her private school and return to her old neighborhood, where she eventually rediscovers her love of step dancing. THE BUZZ: Go Canada! This low-gloss take on the world glimpsed in movies such as Stomp the Yard was picked-up by Paramount's indie arm in a multi-million dollar deal at Sundance last year. Director Ian Iqbal Rashid's drama also has earned comparisons to Girlfight, as the titular She, Rutina Wesley, finds her place within an all-male step troupe. | ||||
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Director: Jieho Lee Stars: Forest Whitaker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brendan Fraser Studio: ThinkFilm The Plot: A drama based on an ancient Chinese proverb that breaks life down into four emotional cornerstones: happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. A businessman (Whitaker) bets his life on a horse race; a gangster (Fraser) sees the future; a pop star (Gellar) falls prey to a crime boss (Garcia); a doctor (Bacon) must save the love of his life. THE BUZZ: Yikes is all we can say to that plot outline, though we hear the principal actors give their all to the melancholy, pretentious story -- and that Emilie Hirsch, playing the nephew of Andy Garcia's character, offers an example of what the film could have been if writer-director Jieho Lee injected his screenplay with a bit more humor. Sarah Michelle Gellar, might need a new agent before she becomes entrapped in another project with overlapping, interlocking plotlines. | ||||
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Director: Cristian Mungiu Stars: Anamaria Marinca, Laura Vasiliu, Vlad Ivanov Studio: IFC Films The Plot: A 1987-set drama that chronicles a Romanian college student's effort to get an abortion while living in a Communist regime. THE BUZZ: Romanian filmmaker Cristian Mungiu burst onto the international film scene this year with his prize-winning drama and enough compelling pullquotes to easily qualify as one of the best-spoken, most-promising writer-directors of tomorrow. Check out his perspective on winning the Palme d'Or: "I don't see myself as an arthouse filmmaker, making films for small theaters and few people. ... I care about awards ... but I just want to reach more people who would get something from the story." Art-house types, regardless, will salivate for his long takes, life-under-Ceausescu political context, and unforced dialogue. We hear the centerpiece scene is a feat of overt boldness and surprising subtlety. | ||||