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THE BUZZ: Originally set to star Renee Zellweger, who jumped ship to take Paramount's Case 39 (maybe she saw the writing on producer Tom Cruise's wall before he did?), non-Oscar winner Jessica Alba offered up her eye sockets for directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud (Them) once the project was transferred from Paramount to Lionsgate. Though the focus probably won't be on her ... uh ... eyes. | ||||
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Director: Fred Wolf Stars: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Justin Long Studio: Paramount Pictures The Plot: The two stars of a struggling animal adventure show look to give their ratings a boost by scoring footage of Bigfoot in the wild. THE BUZZ: Comments we've read from the way-in-advance screenings do nothing to dissuade us from our take on this movie: cross a moderately funny (but too long) SNL skit with a very special episode the Jackass spin-off, Wildboyz, and here you go: the quintessential winter release for boys who should know better. The red-band trailer is now online and it left us wondering why Steve Zahn is trying to act like Owen Wilson. | ||||
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Director: Jeff Lowell Stars: Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell Studio: New Line Cinema The Plot: A ghost (Longoria) tries to sabotage the fledgling relationship between her old flame (Rudd) and his new, psychic girlfriend (Bell). THE BUZZ: Just Like Heaven flopped. As did My Super Ex-Girlfriend. But the guy who wrote John Tucker Must Die somehow got this script greenlighted, and he's making his directorial bow with this otherworldly romantic comedy. However, we still think the target demographic here doesn't exist; it's a mere figment of Hollywood's imagination. | ||||
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Director: Bruce Hendricks Stars: Miley Ray Cyrus Studio: Walt Disney Pictures The Plot: A 3-D concert film of the 2007 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus tour. THE BUZZ: This 3-D presentation symbolizes the Disney Channel's chokehold on the spendy tween audience and its gradual push to bring their top small-screen productions into the grand stage. P.S. We heard Miley Cyrus was an absolute angel during filming, but Ms. Montana would often show up late to set and was a total tween diva. | ||||
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Director: Nadine Labaki Stars: Nadine Labaki, Joanna Moukarzel, Gisèle Aouad Studio: Roadside Attractions The Plot: A Beirut-set romantic comedy centered around the personal lives of five women who meet regularly in a beauty salon run by the hardworking Layale (Labaki). THE BUZZ: Score one for writer-director-star Nadine Labaki: her debut movie is Lebanon's official submission for the best foreign-language film Oscar. Something tells us this warmly received festival offering could catch on in theaters if it can generate some word-of-mouth -- similar to distributor Roadside Attractions' hit from last year, Bella. And if you're wondering how the title fits into all of this, that particular ingredient is used in a hair-waxing procedure. Yummy! | ||||
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Director: Mike Clattenburg Stars: Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith Studio: Screen Media Ventures The Plot: After they are released from jail for trying to rob an ATM, Ricky (Wells) and Julian (Tremblay) reunite with their pal Bubbles (Smith) at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park, where they soon plan a new caper: a coin heist that will make them all rich. THE BUZZ: This long-running Canadian TV series never quite caught on in the U.S., because we try and act like we don't love foul language, nudity, and drugs. Indie distributor Screen Media, who is ramping up their theatrical offering this year, somehow thinks this could be their breakout star. Hmm. While we hope this is the case, we don't even think TPB will attract those of us who'd rather be living in East Vancouver with our oldest friend and his sexy wife. (By the way, said friend says of the TV show: "It's brilliant ... gets better the more you watch it. Season 1 and early season 2 were awkward, but by mid-season 2 and onward it's [expletive deleted] gold ... If you can rent the DVDs, start with season 3 and go from there." | ||||
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Director: Ari Sandel Stars: Ahmed Ahmed, John Caparulo, Bret Ernst Studio: Picturehouse Entertainment The Plot: Chronicled on film is this traveling comedy show, in which Vince Vaughn selected four comedians to perform 30 dates in 30 nights across the U.S. THE BUZZ: Vince Vaughn typically looks 8 hours short of a good night's sleep, so we can't imagine how he must deteriorate as his 30-night, road-tripping bender with four comedians grinds on. And it's suspicious that his Frat Pack associates don't turn up here, even at the L.A. kick-off. (His South of Heaven buddy, Dwight Yoakam, is accounted for, however.) Whatever happens, we hope this doc will help Vince's pals get more work. Did you know that he bought the rights to the film back from Harvey Weinstein when he wasn't convinced it was being handled correctly? | ||||
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Director: Martin McDonagh Stars: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ciarán Hinds Studio: Focus Features The Plot: After a botched job in London, two hit men (Farrell and Gleeson) are ordered to cool out in Bruges, Belgium, where their perspectives on life and death become violently skewed as they begin to acclimate to the capital city. THE BUZZ: Back in '06, playwright-turned-filmmaker Martin McDonagh saw his project Six Shooter win the best live-action short film Oscar, so it was only a matter of moments before producers began rooting through his back catalogue, optioning plays left and right. Bruges is a particularly dark affair and a custom fit for the alluring pairing of Farrell (where you been?) and Gleeson (call me!). The film will introduce a few emerging Euros, notably Clémence Poésy and Jérémie Renier, who play lovers, much to Farrell's chagrin. Also, this is the production during which co-star Ralph Fiennes generated headlines for cavorting naked with a quartet of ladies in his hotel's pool. | ||||
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Director: Malcolm D. Lee Stars: Martin Lawrence, Louis C.K. Studio: Universal Pictures The Plot: A popular talk-show host (Lawrence) leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep South. THE BUZZ: Like his recent co-star (and fellow former bad boy) Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence has figured out his career trajectory: atone for poor late '90s behavior with a few family-friendly comedies. Apparently he has yet to realize that audiences like him most when he brandishes guns, so we say stop apologizing already. It's torturing us. Director Malcolm D. Lee (Roll Bounce) also deserves better. Our money here is on co-star Joy Bryant, who plays a friend of Lawrence's character and former "Survivor" contestant. | ||||
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Director: Adam Green Joel Moore Stars: Joel Moore, Amber Tamblyn, Zachary Levi Studio: Anchor Bay Entertainment The Plot: Mason (Moore) is a reclusive, gifted painter leading a life of anonymity in Portland, Oregon, where he works a dreary job at a phone bank. He makes a connection, however, with his co-worker Amber (Tamblyn), who agrees to pose for him. The friendship illuminates Mason's talent ... and also the dark corners of his past. THE BUZZ: Joan from Joan of Arcadia and Chuck from Chuck help their pal Joel Moore, last seen in Hatchet (another Anchor Bay release) but still most known from Dodgeball, get his feature directorial debut into a smattering of theaters this weekend; Trisha "Six" Helfer is along for the ride as well, but we think hers is a small role. Hatchet, a horror film made by Spiral co-director Joel Green, greatly impressed genre fans, but we're wondering how they will respond to such a change of pace; Spiral is apparently quite "talky" and the blood and screams arrive right at the end of the film. Look for this one to resurface on DVD soon ... | ||||
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Director: Andy Tennant Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures The Plot: A new clue to the whereabouts of a lost treasure rekindles a married couple's sense of adventure -- and their estranged romance. THE BUZZ: After Sahara, would you greenlight an action-adventure movie starring Matthew McConaughey? Even if he's co-starring with Kate Hudson? Or would you just convince them both to take a safer bet: That on-again/off-again sequel to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? | ||||
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Director: Eran Kolirin Stars: Sasson Gabai, Ronit Elkabetz, Saleh Bakri Studio: Sony Pictures Classics The Plot: An orchestra comprised of Egyptian policemen head to Israel to play at the inaugural ceremony of an Arab arts center, only to find themselves lost in a foreign city. THE BUZZ: Eran Kolirin's festival-winner raised eyebrows last fall when it was disqualified as Israel's foreign-language submission to the 2008 Academy Awards (for having too much of its dialogue is in English). More than one reviewer has commented on Kolirin's ability to use a lighthearted approach to such a serious subject, and it appears that everyone is in love with Ronit Elkabetz, who here plays a brassy cafe manager who puts the wayward band up. | ||||
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Director: Tom Putnam Stars: Paris Hilton, Joel Moore, Christine Lakin Studio: Regent Releasing The Plot: Nate (Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Lakin), Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. THE BUZZ: Paris Hilton makes over her soul on screen in a romantic comedy that aspires to be a post-college version of Clueless (we're guessing aloud here) but the one thing that is not like others here is co-star Joel Moore, who has another film coming out this week, Spiral, and should really steer clear of National Lampoon-level sex comedies if he wants to keep his street cred in check. Also puzzling is whatever motivated studio Regent Releasing, who typically markets queer indie film, to get behind this one. However we do love how this poster can easily be confused with the one for Fool's Gold. | ||||
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Director: Adam Brooks Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Rachel Weisz, Abigail Breslin Studio: Universal Pictures The Plot: As Will Hayes (Reynolds) explains the complexities of his pending divorce to his daughter, Maya (Breslin), he opens up about the three other women with whom he has had relationships -- a process that gets him to reconsider some of his past decisions. THE BUZZ: This is easily the date movie of the year, what with Ryan Reynolds mentoring Abigail Breslin (or the other way around) under the guidance of UK rom-com specialist Adam Brooks. Let's just hope he doesn't require R.R. to get too cerebral, or else he might start to regret his career -- and romantic -- choices of late, too. P.S. With a cast that includes potential GFs such as Isla Fisher and Elizabeth Banks, this looks to be way harder than Bridget's quandary concerning Daniel Cleaver and Mark Darcy. | ||||
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Director: Jon Chu Stars: Robert Hoffman, Briana Evigan, Cassie Studio: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures The Plot: At the Maryland School of the Arts, students Andie (Evigan) and Chase (Hoffman) look to impress at an underground street-dance competition by forming a crew with the school's best performers. THE BUZZ: As someone indicated on our message boards: "Briana Evigan is Wack, not a real BGirl." We totally agreed, until we were secretly captivated by her moves and brassiness in the movie's first trailer, which shows the film is going for a boy-girl version of You Got Served. What's interesting to us (and we're trying real hard here) is whether Disney will luck out and find a male lead that will make young women swoon as much as Channing Tatum did -- one that can brood and look great in a sleeveless undershirt -- sort of like the "High School Musical" version of Ryan from "The O.C." And yes, Tyler, Tatum's bad boy character from the original, does make an appearance here. | ||||
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Director: Mark Waters Stars: Freddie Highmore, Sarah Bolger, David Strathairn Studio: Paramount Pictures The Plot: Upon moving into the run-down Spiderwick Estate with their mother, twin brothers Jared and Simon Grace, along with their sister Mallory, find themselves pulled into an alternate world full of faeries and other creatures. THE BUZZ: So this is Mark S. Waters' next project and it will be the first big family film of 2008 (though it was originally set for a Christmas 2007 release). Secrecy surrounded the status of the script and casting, until July 2006, when it was announced Freddie Highmore would play both Jared and Simon Grace alongside the emerging Sarah Bolger, who won the role of Mallory. As nearly every studio is looking for a franchise that will appeal to children as well as adults, Spiderwick is Paramount's best optioned bet to date. | ||||
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Director: Doug Liman Stars: Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell Studio: Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation The Plot: Once David Rice (Christensen) discovers he has the power to teleport from one place to another, he uses his ability to search for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother. Complicating his mission is the existence of a secret organization who want to exterminate people like David, which causes the young man to enter into a shaky alliance with a fellow "jumper" (Bell). THE BUZZ: Can you imagine being dumped for Hayden Christensen? That's what happened to young Brit Tom Sturridge, who was set to play the lead in Doug Lyman's follow-up to Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Christensen, who possesses a formidable business savvy - so bite your tongue, was swapped in when Fox decreed the project needed to find a better-known actor. Pairing him next to another brunette so soon after Awake is kind of tired, but this project is on a whole other level, though we're still somewhat surprised this is a winter release instead of a potential summer blockbuster. We can't solve that mystery, but at least we now know what Jumper's love interest Rachel Bilson has been up to since "The O.C." came to an end: she's kept things on a low simmer, definitely working out and/or not eating, and ready to give Ms. Jessica Alba a run for her money in the former-TV-star-turned-big-screen-knockout dept. | ||||
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Director: George A. Romero Stars: Michelle Morgan, Joshua Close, Shawn Roberts Studio: Third Rail Releasing The Plot: During production on their fictional zombie flick, a group of film students encounter the actual undead. THE BUZZ: Five films in, George A. Romero reboots his own legacy and takes the ... of the Dead serial back to its roots. Yes, this is an origins story, and this time around, Romero, who has been living in Canada since making Land of the Dead, has ratcheted up his social commentary -- the thrust here is young people connections with media and techonology -- and, from what we understand, the ending is a rather haunting antiwar statement. But what's this about a low body count? Dread Central has an expletive-laden interview with the horror master, where you can read about his original idea to distribute Diary as a webisode series. | ||||
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Director: Cao Hamburger Stars: Michel Joelsas, Germano Haiut, Daniela Piepszyk Studio: City Lights Home Entertainment The Plot: A drama set in 1970 in Bom Retiro, a Jewish-Italian neighborhood in Brazil where young Mauro (Joelsas) is left by is parents, left-wing militants who are going underground for their safety. Thinking that his grandfather will be there to shelter and care for him, Mauro soon learns that his relative has passed away from Shlomo (Haiut), his grandfather's next-door neighbor and Mauro's hesitant new guardian. THE BUZZ: Vacation was this close to being a finalist for this year's Best Foreign Language Film Oscar, but this new drama from writer-director Cao Hamburger, well known in his native Brazil for the TV series Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum and its movie spin off, should have little trouble attracting art-house patrons who dig films such as Lost Embrace. | ||||
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Director: Pete Travis Stars: Dennis Quaid, Forest Whitaker, Matthew Fox Studio: Columbia Pictures The Plot: Five different points-of-view are woven together to chronicle an attempt on the life of the President of the United States. THE BUZZ: With its controversial subject matter and Rashomon-styled narrative structure (the 5 POVs will be told in 15-minute increments, by the way), VP seems like a tall order for a director who's only worked for the small-screen and a green screenwriter. Matthew Fox can guide director Pete Travis through those tricky flashback sequences, but let's hope that doesn't leave us with more questions than answers. | ||||
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Director: Jon Poll Stars: Anton Yelchin, Robert Downey Jr., Hope Davis Studio: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) The Plot: Initially failing to fit in at his new public school, Charlie Bartlett (Yelchin) appoints himself as the new resident therapist, where he doles out advice, and the occasional prescription or two ... THE BUZZ: We've dog-earred this one, mainly because the production seems content to fly under the radar. It's one of the few movies that hooked us after merely reading its logline, not to mention the fact that Hope Davis and Robert Downey Jr. opted to work with a cast and crew of emerging talent. You might recognize Anton Yelchin from "Huff;" he was also in Alpha Dog. | ||||
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Director: Michel Gondry Stars: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover Studio: New Line Cinema The Plot: Unaware that he has a magnetized brain, a man (Jack Black) accidentally erases every tape at the video store where his friend (Mos Def) works. In order to satisfy the store's most loyal renter, an aging woman with signs of dementia, the two men set out to remake the lost films. THE BUZZ: Michel Gondry's second solo script finds Jack Black victimized by his own attack against a local power plant, a scenario that sets up the most anticipated art film of the year. The story, along with the exciting pairing of Black and Def (wasn't Kirsten Dunst supposed to be in this, too?), is an easier sell than The Science of Sleep, a narrative experiment that didn't earn for Gondry his typical level of acclaim. On paper, we hear Be Kind is definitely the filmmaker at his most accessible -- no signs of the darkening edges that cause his work with Charlie Kaufman to resonate with audiences. Imagine if that collaboration with Dan Clowes ever materializes, though? | ||||
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Director: Charles Robert Carner Stars: Larry The Cable Guy, Jenny McCarthy Studio: Lionsgate The Plot: A small-town sheriff (Larry the Cable Guy) rescues a woman (McCarthy) he believes has been kidnapped, only to realize he's snatched-up the star witness for an upcoming white-collar crime trial. Now he has to find a way to protect both of their hides from the no-good-types out to do them in. THE BUZZ: The fact is that Larry the Cable Guy movies cost nothing to make and they always turn a profit, just in case you're scratching your head as to why he keeps getting film deals after the quote-unquote woeful performance of Health Inspector and Delta Farce (we still haven't forgiven DJ Qualls for the latter). Now paired up with Jenny McCarthy, the duo's shared fanbases could make somewhat on an impression this spring, though we think they should just face facts and concentrate on ruling the direct-to-video market. Also, they could totally bring their act to the Middle East and entertain our troops. P.S. We have a feeling Peter Stormare plays one of McCarthy's kidnappers -- how tragic is that? | ||||
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Director: David Bruckner Dan Bush Stars: Anessa Ramsey, Justin Welborn, Scott Poythress Studio: Magnet Releasing The Plot: A horror film told in three parts from three perspectives, in which a mysterious transmission invades every cell phone, radio and TV, turing people into killers. THE BUZZ: Picture something nowhere near as lame as Pulse that has been shot on an indie budget, given a unique narrative structure and moods that fluctuate from sickly funny to slickly gross, and injected with a potential Ash-like supporting character halfway through the story, and you have everything you need to know before going to see the horror movie of the year (?). Sorry, Eli Roth. | ||||
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Director: Justin Chadwick Stars: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana Studio: Columbia Pictures The Plot: Two sisters (Portman & Johansson) vie for the affections of King Henry VIII (Bana). THE BUZZ: We'd call this one a total snoozefest - except that the screenplay is by man-of-the-hour Peter Morgan, who hit the royal jackpot with both The Queen and The Last King of Scotland last year. Can Chadwick, a British TV director with an impressive resume, rise to the material? It'll be nice to see Bana freed from his chains of oppressive solemnity, but we bet Portman and Johansson vie in a pout-it-out contest for most voluptuously angsty. | ||||
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Director: Kent Alterman Stars: Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André Benjamin Studio: New Line Cinema The Plot: Jackie Moon (Ferrell), the owner-coach-player of the American Basketball Association's Flint Michigan Tropics, rallies his teammates in an effort to make their far-fetched NBA dreams come true. THE BUZZ: Kent Alterman took leave from his post at New Line Cinema in order to direct Will Ferrell in his latest sports comedy. While Ferrell himself might not be bringing anything particularly new to the court this time around, he at least had the sense to recruit Woody Harrelson, who hasn't dribbled since 1992. Speaking of Harrelson, we hear his character gets harassed by none other than Amy Sedaris in white-trash mode. Fingers crossed this scene makes the cut. | ||||
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Director: Brett Morgen Stars: Jeffrey Wright, Nick Nolte, Roy Scheider Studio: Roadside Attractions The Plot: Archival footage, animation, and music are used to look back at the group of anti-war protesters who were put on trial following the 1968 Democratic National Convention. THE BUZZ: The Kid Stays in the Picture director Brett Morgen's latest documentary opened last year's Sundance Film Festival, but it seemed unable to sustain the initial buzz it created in over twelve months ago -- even despite the fact that Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter produced the documentary. Maybe it's the fact the film fails to illuminate the conditions that led to the events in Chicago in 1968, but that's just what we've heard; regardless, this is the platform from which Steven Spielberg will base his The Trial of the Chicago 7, which looks to be his next project. | ||||
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Director: Mark Palansky Stars: Christina Ricci, James McAvoy, Reese Witherspoon Studio: Summit Entertainment The Plot: Penelope (Ricci) is a modern-day princess who was born with a pig's snout -- a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with a prince. THE BUZZ: Reese Witherspoon essentially grew up (on screen) in a series of offbeat movies, so we're sure her advice to first-time director Mark Palansky is part of the reason Penelope has received good-to-great reviews for its ability to blend a contemporary fairy tale and a critique of celebrity obsession. It'll be great to see Peter Dinklage back in a higher-profile film; he plays a bottom-feeding journalist whose actions cause Penelope's parents to fake her death, only to reactivate the story and spin it into a tabloid sensation. | ||||
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Director: Paulo Morelli Stars: Douglas Silva, Darlan Cunha, Jonathan Haagensen Studio: Miramax Films The Plot: As a drug war spirals out of control in their favela, the revelation of a deep-seeded family secret drives best friends Acerola (Silva) and Laranjinha (Cunha) apart -- and into greater danger. THE BUZZ: A spin-off from the somewhat sunnier television series of the same name CoM is a return to the dark material of its source subject, Fernando Meirelles' City of God. So why wasn't this positioned as Oscar bait with a late-2007 release? We're completely unsure and digging for details; in the meantime, here's a link to one of the production company's sites for the film ... | ||||
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Director: Christopher N. Rowley Stars: Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Joan Allen Studio: SenArt Films The Plot: A road movie about a widow (Lange) faced with a harsh ultimatum regarding her late husband's ashes and her close friends (Bates and Allen) who help her find an alternate path to letting her lover rest in peace. THE BUZZ: Back in 2006, Bonneville was shaping up to be a hot property for a studio looking to reach out to older female audiences, and untested filmmaker Christopher Rowley was maybe going to have a breakout indie hit on his hands. Some two years later, armed with its top-notch cast but, unfortunately, a folder full of negative reviews (all of which compare the movie to a made-for-TV drama) we still say these gals could make inroads away from the spotlights and Internet critics in Los Angeles and New York City. Savvily marketed to audiences in key cities such as Salt Lake City (Mormon overtones alert) and, well, most of Florida, we see a Boynton Beach Club-level hit here. | ||||